Sunday, October 25, 2015

My Lodout and Play-Style

Welcome back, today I will be talking about how I play CSGO and the weapons that I use. I would like to start out by saying all of the weapons I use. On the terrorist side, I like to use the tec-9, and on the Counter Terrorist side, I like to use the five-seven. These contribute to my run-and-gun play-style, which requires a lot of bullets and not too much skill. I also like to use the m4a4 on the Counter Terrorist side, mainly because of how many bullets it has rather than the m4a1s, which does not have a lot of bullets.
   
    As I mentioned before, I have a run-and-gun play-style. This means that I like to move around a lot and not stop very much to aim better. The reason behind this is, I don't want to get shot. Other than that, it gives me more time to shoot at the other person while they are trying to keep up with my body. The one thing I need to improve about this strategy is I have to get better at stopping very abruptly to take shots, and keep on moving. This strategy has worked out well for me as I think I am about to rank-up to Master Guardian because I have won the last three games because of rushing in and killing them before they even have the time to aim at me.

    The only time I feel really awkward in a fight is mid-ranged fights, I either want them really far away or right next to me, but nowhere in between. The only way to combat this awkwardness is to run away or run closer, which isn't easy if you don't have something you can run and shoot with. I find that it is easiest to hide in that situation and wait for them to get closer, and spray them down. That is all for this week, there will be more of this nonsense every week at around this time. Comment if you have any ideas, because I am running out of them. Have a great week!

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Top 5 People I like in CSGO

Today I will be talking about the top five people that I like in CSGO. This is a follow-up to last week's, where I talked about the worst people in CS. The first one is the guy that is really casual and you can tell is just playing the game for fun. An example of this is when my team and I were about to win 16-8, but my teammate throws a grenade at the bomb defuser and knifes him in the back. He started laughing and when we questioned why, he said that we were having too much fun and needed to play another round. That game was also my well deserved rank-up game into Gold Nova Master.

     The second person is the leader. This is the guy that always knows what to do and usually orchestrates all of the simultaneous attacks that you will do. These guys need to have a supporting team that follows his command, which is not a very common thing you can find while playing with random people.

     The third is the enthusiastic one. These are the guys that just want to keep the team moral high and keep everybody feeling good and confident even though your team is losing by a landslide. I am usually this role as I like to have fun and keep people from bickering among each other. This is not always the easy role to play because sometimes people will come after you and be mean to you, which sucks.

    The fourth is the smurf/de-ranker (someone who goes down a few ranks so that he can play with less skilled individuals. These players are only good if they are on my team, because they will destroy me and my team with ease. These players you come across very little and would like to friend if you can. They are also usually fun to be around because they try less and have more fun taking the craziest shots and having fun messing with the other team.

   The fifth is the people who give others advice or tips that would help everybody. These could include showing them new hiding spots, or new places that you should smoke etc... These people can often be smurfs or someone like one, who came from a higher ranking. These people have contributed much of my knowledge of how to play the game properly and how to get better to their level of play. Over all, everybody on this list should be acknowledged for what they have done to "gamerkind" (made up word), so if you still are in contact with one, or more, then give them a thank you and a happy birthday. Even if it is not there birthday. That is all for this week, hope you have enjoyed and leave a comment of what you want me to make next week. GOLD NOVA MASTER HYPE!

Sunday, October 11, 2015

5 Types of People I Hate in CSGO

    Hi, welcome back to my blog where I talk about things I feel like talking about. Today, I will be talking about five types of people I absolutely despise about CSGO. The first thing is smurfs, smurfs are a rare breed of players who like to dress up as a lower rank than they actually are and prey on the weak for game or sport. Now, these people can either be the best thing ever, or be absolutely terrible. If they are on your team, it is an easy victory, but if their not, you will want to throw your computer out a window and smash your face into a wall. The reason their called smurfs?... I have no idea what it is,but go look it up.
    
The second thing is the trolls, these people are evil people who like to make everyone on your team lose. They usually come in pairs to avoid being kicked off, so people usually resort to killing them. These people usually talk to you in an aggressive style and make fun of you even though they are doing the worst, the best way to fight them is to not fight them at all and mute their microphones. Then, you can communicate properly with your team and have a fun game without them. 

The third thing is the people who go away from their keyboard, or AFK. These people you have no idea what are doing because they join the game and go do something else right after they joined and it is annoying. There is no way to fight them and you just have to sit there and ask yourself... WHY?!?!??

The fourth thing is the people who trash talk you despite them being on the same team as you, and you are doing better than them. These people are relentless and make up any excuse to prove that they are not as bad as the scoreboard says they are, even though they are probably worse. The best way to fight these guys is also just to mute them and not say anything or try to do anything, because once you do they will report you for doing the slightest of things to annoy them. 
 
The last person, and by far the most annoying is the hacker. These people you don't see very often and still wish you saw them less. These people use cheats to higher their rank or make themselves look good. There are two kinds of hackers, those who are sneaky about it and try not to be caught, and there are those that don't care if you know they are cheating and go crazy with all kinds of aim assist and vision assist. 
    That is all for this week, I will be back next week with some more bloggerism (made up word). Post a comment if you have any requests or questions. 

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Weekend Recap

  Hello, today I would like to tell tales of a weekend so full of epic moments that one could not bare for it to be over, but I cant. Sorry... what I can do is tell of a good weekend full of laughs and victories, well, mostly. I cant remember everything that happened to me these past two days, but I can tell of two amazing events that both happened to me when I was using sniper rifles. The first was an epic four kill spree I got when I was holding B bombsite on the map Dust Two with a SSG-08, a sniper rifle that is a two-shot body shot and a one-shot head shot. The first thing that happened was a glorious jump-shot that struck one of the armed attackers down because of a teammate who rushed from lower tunnels and injured him. The next shot I took injured one of the invaders, but did not kill him and he rushed onto site and I struck him down with a mighty running shot to the head with a P250, a high caliber pistol with low ammo and high damage. Then I jump shot once more over the box that kept me out of being shot at from the enemies with guns, BIG guns, I of course killed him instantly with a shot to the head because I am just so majestic. Then the last guy inside of the tunnels tried to run at me guns blazing to escape my comrade pushing in from behind him and made a dire mistake of running into my bullet and took a bullet to the face for it to end the best I will ever do with a scout for the rest of my life, until, of course, I do something even better. Note: this all happened in a matter of fifteen seconds.
   The next thing that happened to me was slightly less impressive, but with the help of a good team and fantastic callouts of where the enemies were I was able to end up with an ace with and AWP on mirage. An AWP is a very high powered sniper rifle that is capable of destroying and enemy with a body-shot or do a devastating 80% of their life with a shot to the leg. Now, I don't use the AWP very often because I normally suck with it, but every few game a become a majestic god that can never be stopped. This time I decided to peak middle and get an easy kill off of the guy that thought the coast was clear, on the contrary, it was just the opposite because of my fat blobiness of awesome that blocked the way. Along with that kill came a few running to A bombsite trying to kill all of my friends, I first saved one of my teammates from death by eliminating the guy right next to him with a quickscope that immediately put the Terrorist down. The next kill came from somebody trying to shoot at me from palace, he missed his shot, I think because I flashed him, but I don't remember, and killed him with a flick shot from my almighty wrists of steel. I now saw a guy jumping from tetris to stairs straight tow where jungle is and more importantly, where I am, I take a quick crouch and shot him square in the face as he is running and shooting in my direction. My team then calls that the bomb is at B bombsite along with the carrier. My teammate goes down and run into market and catch the guy trying to plant in the middle of sight and I take my time to make sure that he gets shot in the face and doesn't even have a chance to fight back. Then my team calls that the last guy is middle as my last team member dies. Its all me now, I am the last one alive and I need to win this round, so I decide to do what any great hero would do and hide in a tight corner by arches and kat walk. Then my team, who has far better headsets than I do says that he hears the footsteps of the enemy kat walk and I look there and crouch. Then a few seconds later he comes around the corner and I headshot him in the brain and get the ace, or five kills. That is all for this week, again, if you have anything you would like for me to talk about, just say so. On another not, I have finally ranked up to Gold Nova Three after a long time of winning and losing. See you next week, on CS Derp.