Weekend Recap

  Hello, today I would like to tell tales of a weekend so full of epic moments that one could not bare for it to be over, but I cant. Sorry... what I can do is tell of a good weekend full of laughs and victories, well, mostly. I cant remember everything that happened to me these past two days, but I can tell of two amazing events that both happened to me when I was using sniper rifles. The first was an epic four kill spree I got when I was holding B bombsite on the map Dust Two with a SSG-08, a sniper rifle that is a two-shot body shot and a one-shot head shot. The first thing that happened was a glorious jump-shot that struck one of the armed attackers down because of a teammate who rushed from lower tunnels and injured him. The next shot I took injured one of the invaders, but did not kill him and he rushed onto site and I struck him down with a mighty running shot to the head with a P250, a high caliber pistol with low ammo and high damage. Then I jump shot once more over the box that kept me out of being shot at from the enemies with guns, BIG guns, I of course killed him instantly with a shot to the head because I am just so majestic. Then the last guy inside of the tunnels tried to run at me guns blazing to escape my comrade pushing in from behind him and made a dire mistake of running into my bullet and took a bullet to the face for it to end the best I will ever do with a scout for the rest of my life, until, of course, I do something even better. Note: this all happened in a matter of fifteen seconds.
   The next thing that happened to me was slightly less impressive, but with the help of a good team and fantastic callouts of where the enemies were I was able to end up with an ace with and AWP on mirage. An AWP is a very high powered sniper rifle that is capable of destroying and enemy with a body-shot or do a devastating 80% of their life with a shot to the leg. Now, I don't use the AWP very often because I normally suck with it, but every few game a become a majestic god that can never be stopped. This time I decided to peak middle and get an easy kill off of the guy that thought the coast was clear, on the contrary, it was just the opposite because of my fat blobiness of awesome that blocked the way. Along with that kill came a few running to A bombsite trying to kill all of my friends, I first saved one of my teammates from death by eliminating the guy right next to him with a quickscope that immediately put the Terrorist down. The next kill came from somebody trying to shoot at me from palace, he missed his shot, I think because I flashed him, but I don't remember, and killed him with a flick shot from my almighty wrists of steel. I now saw a guy jumping from tetris to stairs straight tow where jungle is and more importantly, where I am, I take a quick crouch and shot him square in the face as he is running and shooting in my direction. My team then calls that the bomb is at B bombsite along with the carrier. My teammate goes down and run into market and catch the guy trying to plant in the middle of sight and I take my time to make sure that he gets shot in the face and doesn't even have a chance to fight back. Then my team calls that the last guy is middle as my last team member dies. Its all me now, I am the last one alive and I need to win this round, so I decide to do what any great hero would do and hide in a tight corner by arches and kat walk. Then my team, who has far better headsets than I do says that he hears the footsteps of the enemy kat walk and I look there and crouch. Then a few seconds later he comes around the corner and I headshot him in the brain and get the ace, or five kills. That is all for this week, again, if you have anything you would like for me to talk about, just say so. On another not, I have finally ranked up to Gold Nova Three after a long time of winning and losing. See you next week, on CS Derp.